1- Everyone’s got an opinion about it, and they can’t wait to tell you
2- Being so regular really eats up the morning
3- Clothes are too loose
4- When your friends go the Tilted Kilt or Hooters they think twice about asking because you won’t eat wings (the answer is still yes, I’ll go just for the view)
5- People giving you a funny look when you order tofu
What, you thought I was going to say passing on bacon?